Silence of the G.A.M.S. / Молчание Государственной Службы Контроля Секса
Год производства: 1992 г.
Страна: США
Жанр: Feature, Allsex
Продолжительность: 01:04:55
Язык: Английский
Режиссер: Rick Savage, T.H. Royal
Студия: Caballero Home Video
В ролях: Charlie Latour, Kristarah Knight (as Krisstara Knight), Michelle Gabriel, Tasha Voux, Damien Cashmere, David Ruby (as Dave Ruby), Jean Valjean, Jose Duval, Rick Savage
Описание:
Government Agency For Monitoring Sex
There's a serial cummer on the loose, and he may be cumming your way. But not if the Government Agency for Monitoring Sex can help it! Head agent McDick hires the luscious Charlie La Tour and Detective Dumm to find this gizum junkie. Their search takes Ms. La Tour behind bars to whacking off Wee Willie Winkie who gives her a wad of evidence. Then on to sexually depraved Whiny Wanda and Judge Long who are more than lustfully accommodating. The insatiable Charlie loves to swallow every drop and won't stop until she finds the serial cummer!
Доп. информация:
Любительский обзор/Amateur review:
Alright, let me first be blunt by warning you: This isn't the type of porn movie to buy if you're looking for regular porn. How shall I say it... I bought this movie for its nostalgia effect, not because I wanted a really hot movie. I bought the DVD, because when I was a kid, I stole the VHS tape of this from my step-dad's porn stash, so, when I found the DVD for sale online, I was more than eager to see an old classic. So, don't buy this tape if you're new to the whole porn-buying scene, or if you're not a collector like I am. This movie is best to get if you know a lot about the old days of porn, or you're buying it for the nostalgia (like I did).
Moving along...
The plot is of course supposed to be the porn version of "Silence of the Lambs". There's some crazy person called the "Serial Cummer", who's hellbent on ending sex-for-pleasure somehow, thus, the government forms G.A.M.S. (Government Agency for Monitoring Sex) to track the Serial Cummer, so that average Americans can have sex again...?
Alright, it's goofy. I admit it. It starts off in an office, where David Ruby plays Commissioner McDick. Charlie Latour (her film character has the same name) and Inspector Dumb (Rick Savage) enter the office to hear their briefing. At first, it doesn't look like it's a porn movie. You see three middle aged people in an office talking about the government with really bad acting. Charlie and Dumb leave, so McDick invites his hot secretary Ruth (Michelle Gabrielle) in to talk about how hot Charlie is. So, Ruth ends up giving head to McDick. Meanwhile, Charlie and Dumb talk about the Serial Cummer, while it pans back to McDick and Ruth in a 69. They do some missionary, doggy style, then McDick blows a load on Ruth's face.
Charlie then has an idea to go to prison to talk to Wee-Willy Winkie (Jose Duval) for information behind the Serial Cummer. They talk, and Willy shoots a load on Charlie's face. She exits the prison as some guy shoots a load on her through the jail cell.
Next we have an interrogation room with Dumb and a cop (Damien Cashmere), who brings in Whining Wanda (Tasha Voux) to "pump" for information. Dumb puts Wanda on the table, probes her for a while, then porks her in the missionary. Next, her flips her over, sticks his finger in her ass for little bit, then does her from behind until he pulls out and shoots a load on her face, just as Charlie comes back. Charlie licks the cum off Wanda's face.
Charlie comes up with a plan to get legal advice from Judge Long (Jean Valjean), who locks himself in jail every night to prevent sexual assault. She meets him, goes down on him, but the directors of the movie thought it would be cool to use shitty looking computer effects, so you can barely tell she's giving him head.
Fast forward. Seriously.
The next part is classic. Wanda and Charlie fo back to McDick's office to sabotage it in case he has knowledge of the Serial Cummer. They're planting a tracking bug, just as Ruth comes in and threatens to call security. How do Wanda and Charlie expect to shut her up? Lesbian sex, of course! They fondle her up for a while, strip her, then place her on a table. Wanda gets naked, sits on Ruth's face, while Charlie plays with Ruth's pussy. They finger her and eat her out while Ruth licks Wanda's cunt. Suddenly, Charlie pulls out a strapon, and bones Ruth for a few minutes. She pulls out and says, "Wanda, I don't trust this cunt!".
Next, Charlie and Dumb listen in to a conversation via the tracking bug. They learn that McDick and Ariel Hart (who's character name I forget) are in on it all. Charlie and Dumb go and arrest Ariel.
Ariel is sent to jail. She's in the same cell as the cop (Cashmere) and some blonde slut (Kristarrah Knight) who are in the middle of doing it. Unfortunately, Ariel never joins in. She just watches the two go down on each other, and have some normal straight sex ending with a facial.
Finally, Charlie and Dumb thwart the Serial Cummer's evil operation, so they get promotions. How do they celebrate? Sex, of course! Just straight sex, followed by some anal and a facial. They finally lie in bed together as the credits roll.
So, overall, it's a good movie for me, but only because it has more of a nostalgia feel than a "hot-porn jerk off" type feeling. Like I said, don't buy this tape if you're not big into porn, or only if you like standard sex movies with hot girls or no plots. Charlie Latour and Tasha Voux aren't exactly pretty in this, but Michelle Gabrielle is still a babe.
Get ready to fast forward through a lot of it (unless you like cheesy plots).
Reviewed by: "Baron" Julius von Brunk
Внимание: продолжительность фильма, указанная в любительском обзоре составляет 89 минут. Длительность данной копии составляет 64 минуты. Скорее всего, были убраны сюжетные элементы. Следовательно, данную раздачу следует заместить полным фильмом, как только он появиться.
Качество видео: VOD
Формат видео: WMV
Видео кодек: Windows Media
Аудио кодек: WMA
Технические данные:
Формат : Windows Media
Размер файла : 354 Мегабайт
Продолжительность : 1 ч. 4 м.
Режим общего битрейта : Постоянный
Общий поток : 761 Кбит/сек
Максимальный общий битрейт : 767 Кбит/сек
Фильм : Caballero Classics
Исполнитель : Caballero Classics
Дата кодирования : UTC 2010-03-06 22:48:09.900
Правообладатель : ©2006 Caballero Classics
Примечание : Caballero Classics
Видео
Идентификатор : 2
Формат : VC-1
Профайл формата : MP
Идентификатор кодека : WMV3
Идентификатор кодека/Информация : Windows Media Video 9
Идентификатор кодека/Подсказка : WMV3
Описание кодека : Windows Media Video 9
Продолжительность : 1 ч. 4 м.
Вид битрейта : Постоянный
Битрейт : 710 Кбит/сек
Ширина : 480 пикс.
Высота : 352 пикс.
Соотношение кадра : 4:3
Частота кадров : 23,976 кадр/сек
Разрешение : 8 бит
Тип развёртки : Прогрессивная
Бит/(Пиксели*Кадры) : 0.175
Размер потока : 329 Мегабайт (93%)
Язык : Russian
Аудио
Идентификатор : 1
Формат : WMA
Версия формата : Version 2
Идентификатор кодека : 161
Идентификатор кодека/Информация : Windows Media Audio
Описание кодека : Windows Media Audio 9 - 48 kbps, 44 kHz, mono 1-pass CBR
Продолжительность : 1 ч. 4 м.
Вид битрейта : Постоянный
Битрейт : 48,0 Кбит/сек
Канал(ы) : 1 канал
Частота : 44,1 КГц
Разрешение : 16 бит
Размер потока : 22,3 Мегабайт (6%)
Язык : Russian
