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Harry has another passion besides sex and that is his homing pigeons. So panic strikes when he finds them all gone one sunny morning. All that is left in the shed is the insulation material. But who's there crouching on the floor, and why is she cooing in such a peculiar way? Has Harry caught the thief and moreover, what will he do to punish her?

In another fine example of devotion we see Tim clearing up the garden shed. And nothing will stop him from doing the job properly, not even the tattooed lady who enters... undresses him... licks him all over... strips naked... rubs his cock... panting... moaning... staring at him with her greedy eyes... all right, there's only that much that a man can take!

Again old Mireck has scored himself a new girlfriend, one that is patient enough to accompany him to his best friends - who are all at the graveyard. She even throws in a hot striptease to seduce the old geyser who, unfortunately, is fast asleep...

If there is anyone devoted to his job here at Sunny Vale it is definitely Jarda, our handyman. Even Anita's desperate attempts to seduce him don't work. Jarda continues to hammer, drill and saw away as if she is air to him - just as the results of all his hammering and sawing seem air to us. But finally Anita succeeds and Jarda falls for her with all the passion he has in him.

When our Happy Wanderer goes on one of his hikes he is well prepared: A walking stick long enough to tickle the moon with and the right bait to seduce any passing young girl. No, not lollypops: why spend money on candy when your stale brown bread will do?

The "bicycle repair service" that Jim started a while ago is definitely a big hit here at Sunny Vale. It would be profitable too if our staff tried to get customers in that had money rather than just a pair of tits and a cunt. O well, as long as it keeps the old geysers away from the nurses...

This weeks live performance on the stadium of Sunny Vale is done by Annemieke who is somewhat of a cross breed between Paris Hilton and Pinocchio. Still our Wouter gets pretty aroused by her actions and they go at each other as if there were no strings holding them up!

In this remake of Silent Movie, Magnus finds out why Sunny Vale Pensioners Home has one golden rule: Don't fuck on a Sunday. Not because it is a day of rest, but because the pharmacy is closed and you're in deep shit when you run out of viagra. Even Bernadette's impression of a retarded goldfish masturbating won't help you then...

Tim has made another move in his career and has become a porn photographer. As a true pro he meets Britney, an aspiring model, next to the landing track of the local airport. But when the sounds of the traffic drowns out Tims excited moaning and groaning, it is time to find a quieter spot...

Lucas has spent the night drinking away his financial problems and it shows: His appetizing breakfast is shared by table, floor and wallpaper alike. But who would the debt collector send but the ravishing Chantal who, apparently, has spent a night on the tiles herself? Hung over minds think alike and soon they agree to a settlement...

We have always wondered why Willy spends so much time sweeping our famous sun terrace. We also wondered why his spirits seem to get higher at the same rate that the job got done sloppier. No wonder he is overtaken by the heat. Ah, there is nurse Chantal ready to revive old Willy (...). I wonder where she got her medical education...

Since Leons adventure with Rose, girls are lining up to clean his bathroom. For Leon is a rich man, even though he is a little skimpy on the bath water. Leon's philosophy of "every woman is a whore, only the price differs" seems to work this time too. In fact he strikes lucky at the first offer. You have never seen a cleaning lady undress that fast!

When Daisy visits her father at Sunny Vale she often gets bored by his old wives tales and usually ends up in the communal bathroom for some R&R. But who would be there hiding in the toilet but our Dirty Harry? And is his story about Daisy's father owing him something true? Who cares, the stupid girl believes him anyway and Harry has his way with her!

The staff at Sunny Vale are all experts - it is just that none of them are experts at their job. Again it is Tim ending up on the medical ward where he is examined by our doctor, a student of Professor Tarr and Doctor Feather. It is a good job that Nurse Danielle takes her job more seriously. She will have Tim up and going in no time!

Tim has always dreamed of becoming a Canadian lumberjack, hacking down one sequoia after the other. In the end he opted for second best: Being the gardener at Sunny Vale. That job has its own advantages: The garden is often visited by Danni, a girl who would rather have been a boy. Together they share their dreams, and their equipment...

Harry has fucked around a lot in his life and his kids come in all shapes, sizes and colors. We met the blond Gina before and this time it is time for her black sister Denise to appear on the scene. When Harry suspects she is pregnant, what else can he do than call the village idiot... sorry, doctor to have her checked up?

The Entertainment Room at Sunny Vale has everything to keep its inhabitants happy: MTV, enough adult reading matter to run a profitable sex shop and a cleaning lady that makes your mouth water and your dick hard. She is even willing to give your dick a thorough cleaning as our Lucas found out...

In his relentless efforts to have it off with any female part of society, Harry has paid a visit to the local army dump. After all, aren't most women impressed by uniforms? But Fleur, his cleaning lady, is more interested in her own financial gain. These two will have to make ends meet - or at least, Fleur will have to meet Harry's end...

Well, our Jim has finally taken the decision to do something useful in his life. After a long study he has become a DoV. Yes, a Doctor of Vaginality! Had you ever doubted anything about Jim's mental state, after seeing this film you wil be certain he's gone completely 'round the bend. But he does know how to choose his patients though...

Harry's career is moving on and so is the amount of staff he employs. But are they all as dedicated as they claim to be? Harry decides to check them out as he trusts them as much as he trusts himself. And indeed, instead of being busy at the job, the man is more interested in the local hookers. So in storms Harry, ready to take matters in his own hands...

Heidi is not one of the brightest girls living in our neighborhood. Looking for her girlfriend Lucy she ends up in the attic of Sunny Vale, or to be more precise, in the bedroom of our Dirty Harry. As an ex cop he still knows how to handle his six shooter - much to the pleasure of little lost Heidi...

Jarda treats us to his complete English vocabulary in this adventure which starts when his girlfriend calls him in for dinner. It's his favorite food: Raw chicken and spices! But when sexy Helga enters the scene Jarda soon forgets his food, his cigarette and his beer...

Things can turn saur in life as Tim, formerly the third (or fourth) richest man in the world has found out. Once the proud owner of a genuine concrete apartment, a large hill and a wreck of a tractor, now he has nothing. But fortunately the BBC has turned up to give the man some comfort in the shape of pretty Helga...

Mireck is at the airport to pick up his mail order bride but where ever he looks - the shops, the landing track - he cannot find her. OK, it would have been more logical to check "arrivals" rather than "departures" but Mireck is getting a day older. Tired of searching he decides to dream away on his Spartan couch...

Some people like to live their life at the razor's edge - or on the edge of a cliff like Ilse who decides to do some sunbathing there. Fortunately there is Ted to warn her about the imminent danger and Ilse is truly grateful to him...

Life as a photographer can be tough as Tim finds out when he meets Irena, an aspiring model. She has all the talent for the job and Tim thinks she would make an excellent porn star. So it is up to Tim to explain to her what that is all about...

In her spare time Nurse Veronika likes to go to the river with her husband (we didn't even know she was married) to feed the submarines. On one of those occasions she meets our handyman Jarda and his wife who share the same odd hobby and it is love at first sight. Within minutes Veronika and Jarda have sneaked away in order to get to know each other much, much better...

Jim has discovered a new way to meet young girls: A dating agency on the internet! His first strike is already lucky and here he is confronted by a delicious young girl from Poland. Like any girl, she falls for his natural wit and charm (...) and Jim is so overwhelmed that they nearly end up in a triangle with the neighbor next door!

Tim has found himself a new friend in the local pub and that is reason enough to drink himself silly - he doesn't have that many friends. Fortunately his daughter comes around to save him from further mischief. But... like father, like daughter: She ends up fucking the newcomer!

In our version of Silent Movie old Bert suffers a stroke on his walk around the grounds of Sunny Vale. Fortunately nurse Judith (in her wildest jogging outfit) is there to give him first aid: A pill, a warm blanket and a hot blow job!

Some people go senile very young and that is why Katharina is an inhabitant of Sunny Vale pensioners home at the tender age of 20. Mind you, she's good at organizing the sing-a-longs: Especially when she masturbates we all join hands and sing along with her "Hmm Hmmm Oh!"

Mireck is the globe trotter here at Sunny Vale and wherever he goes, he picks up young girls. That is, if all his stories are true for Mireck is a little full of... himself. He carries a little black book around that is the size of the New York phone directory but is it only to show off? Challenged by another resident he has to prove his tales are true...

Since his farce with the would be casting agency, our Jack has come up in the world. He now runs a small business and even has a not-too-bright secretary called Lucy. Thanks to her efforts Jack always shows up at least two hours too early or too late at his appointments so he suggests a career move. She'd be better off earning money with her cunt instead of her brain..

Old men are the same everywhere: Give them something to suck on and they're happy for hours. The inhabitants of Sunny Vale pensioners home are no different, it is WHAT they suck on that makes them exceptional. We sure have the most expensive baby soothers in the world...

Some girls can be bribed into sex by giving them flowers, gifts or cash. Others simply need dragging into the forest as our potential caveman Paul discovers. Drop your pants and they will do anything for you. You don't even need a club to clobber them over the head with. Well, not in Maria's case anyway...

Tim has found himself a new hobby: Hiding behind a rock in his open crotch pants, waiting for innocent girls to pass by. And it works too. Admitted, it took a typical blond like Martina for the trick to succeed but succeed it did. Soon enough she makes our would be Tarzan growl like a wild animal... an asthmatic wild animal.

On his daily round of jogging (once round the building) John is confronted by a young damsel who clearly sees the funny side of him trying to keep fit. Unfortunately, the ladies bike refuses any further duty and as a real gentleman, John decides to lend a helping hand. Well, hand...

After school Monica is picked up by our Tim who has learned his lessons about seducing young girls: As a true Romeo he spares no expense to reach his goal! But then, Monica is only a simple schoolgirl who is pretty easy to please...

Leon is very surprised when he finds out from Harry that their mutual masseuse, Nancy, offers more than just a simple massage. After some lessons in simulation from our expert Harry, Leon is sure to seduce the lovely girl too. He is even willing to place a bet on it! How will this work out? Will Nancy stay professional - or is there more to her profession?

Back to the Entertainment Room of Sunny Vale where grandpa John and grandpa Willy have a battle of the remote controls. What is it going to be: Discovery Channel or a movie of a totally different ehm... nature? Ah, there is nurse Nancy with fresh coffee - the kind that refreshes the parts other coffees cannot reach...

Our Harry is not short of ideas when it comes to seducing young girls. The best way to draw the attention of a nurse is of course to fall ill! So there he is, moaning and groaning. doing the worst imitation of Animal Hospital you ever saw. But nurse Patricia falls for it: She is one of those characters that think a cookie and a little massage will heal anybody...

For those of you who are still wondering if Sunny Vale is a pensioners home or a mental institution: here's something to confuse you even more. Our Jarda has escaped our infirmary for a quiet smoke but he hasn't counted on the skills of nurse Pauline...

Our Tim has finally found a resting place on the local graveyard but don't worry, it is not his last one yet. That is exactly what Pauline, a true blonde that doesn't even know her age, finds out when she gives him her version of the kiss of life...

Sometimes it is very hard to fathom the mind of the true artist - especially when it is as bent as Petra's. Even Ted, who has taken on the career of nude model for dressed paintings, has a hard time keeping up with her. He waits, in his favorite pinafore, while Petra handles the instruments of her ehm... profession.

Love makes you blind, especially when you want to pick the only apple on the tree for your new lover. Jarda misses the last step on his ladder, nearly making this appearance his last one. For his girlfriend it proves to be he opportunity to show whether she is better at curing than at skipping...

Ah, there is old Mireck basking in the sun, enjoying his holiday. And he is not alone: A young blond girl joins him and offers him a cigarette. Greedy Mireck takes the whole package in return for a history lesson on a level that a true blond will understand. But before he can have it off with her, someone interrupts his evil plans..

We have a girl working at the infirmary here who does wonderful massages. Unfortunately she only treats women but that doesn't stop our Tim: Dressed up like Mrs. Doubtfire (or a very bad impersonation) he lies down to be oiled...

Meet John, the assistant of Jarda, our handyman. Jarda is supposed to meet his new girlfriend but as he is delayed, John takes his place for the time being... and falls asleep waiting. He sure needed his rest because when Radka arrives, there is no way she can wake him. Well, there is ONE way but we wonder if Jarda can appreciate that when he arrives on the scene...

Leon is definitely the most philanthropic of our inhabitants. When our cleaning lady Rose tells him, in tears, about all her troubles - three kids, no husband and no money - Leon offers an instant solution. Ah, if we could all solve our problems this way... I think a lot of you would volunteer!

After his financial disasters, Tim has chosen for a new career as a flasher. Armed with taylor made suit, hat, sunglasses and crotchless pants he seeks his prey - and finds out that girls do anything for money nowadays...

Some of the old farts here still like to live on the edge every now and then - especially when it is on the edge of the balcony with nurse Veronica. Our John spotted her once sun tanning there and since then, life on the roof has never been the same. Especially when he noticed she wasn't wearing any undies...

It always happens when you are desperate for a pee: Some stupid nurse has decided to occupy your bathroom for the sole purpose of playing with her cunt. It's a good job there is no lock on the door so you can storm in anyway - after asking permission of course. The view of a half naked Sasha distracts Leon so much that he forgets his despair soon enough...

As they say: The apple does not fall far from the tree. Harry's sons are at least as bad as he is himself. While Harry is out to work they treat each other to a mutual girlfriend but alas, Harry is suspicious enough to check things out at home. And there he will show the girl what fucking is really all about!

If you had fun with our updates so far this one will defenitely have you in stitches. Or on crutches, like these two escapees from our medical ward. Kitty has been suffering from a broken leg and Tim... Well, he must have swallowed something nasty by the looks of him...

No nicer way to relax than a nice, hot bath that doesn't even cover your pubic hair. That would give any man a boner! And then... surprise surprise, a little genie appears as by miracle and takes over the job of your right hand. Is this all a dream, is it just fantasy...?

Every day Old Mireck goes for a stroll in the park which is not such a wise idea as the park is pretty large and Mirecks sense of direction is not what it used to be. Actually we are all pretty surprised that he manages to come home every time. But he might get a little help from the forest nymph that seems to dwell here. If the legend is true that is..

The food that comes from the kitchen here at Sunny Vale is pretty revolting and Mireck spends a lot of time (OK, all of his time) demolishing the rock hard bread and feeding it to the ducks who are lucky if they can get away without a concussion. After that, downing his usual pint only takes two seconds flat and then it is time to do some more day dreaming...

This must be Tim's lucky day: Out for a drive on a sunny afternoon who would he meet but Veronika, a young hitch hiker. She has overslept and is late for school. On their way Tim tells her he can give her a couple of lessons which are far more interesting than the ones at school and if you thought driving and using a phone don't go together, have a look at Tim's antics behind the wheel...

The latest arrival here at Sunny Vale is Nurse Veronika and judging by the way she handles her equipment it is not that long ago since she left medical school. In fact we suspect her of forging her diplomas. However, her patients are not complaining and when you see her treating Tim's illness you will understand why...

After his retirement Old Jack had to find a new way to fill his day so he opened up his own casting agency here at the Sunny Vale Pensioners Home. Not that he was planning on doing any real casting - Jack can't tell the difference between a camera and a microwave - but it sure brings in plenty of fresh meat...

We always had some doubts about the qualities of our medical staff, especially about the amount of "medical alcohol" that is consumed there daily. But now we understand that you need a lot of Dutch courage to handle the equipment, the patients AND your colleagues the way our Tim does...

As a caretaker at Sunny Vale Jarda doesn't have much of an income so he's thought up a new con job: As an on the road car mechanic. Armed with his professional toolkit (...) he seeks ladies in distress and they in turn wet themselves with excitement!

As his pension doesn't stretch very far Harry is doing some moonlighting as an electrician and when you see this professional at work you wonder how he survives every day. It makes your dentures clatter! But it gives Harry an opportunity to lure his female clients to where he likes them most: Naked and willing on a double bed...