DOWN IN THE CUM GUTTERS WITH SEAN CODY’S BRENNAN - by JOHN TEGAN
Well, here’s this . . .
Meet new Sean Cody model Brennan, about whom I know . . .
. . . absolutely nothing as I write this.
Now that I’ve watched the scene, I no virtually nothing more, but here goes:
I’m not sure who’s more nervous as we start this scene: Camera guy or big, tattooed Brennan, who sits uncomfortably on the sofa as they chat. Once the conversation turns to Brennan’s body, however, all nervousness disappears. He stands up as requested, showing off the largest, most perfectly round biceps I’ve seen in years.* But that’s not even the best part. Up comes his shirt to reveal abs that are shredded beyond all human comprehension.
Our friendly editor jumps us right into the j/o, fearful, undoubtedly, that camera guy is about to pass out. Brennan looks amazing, no doubt about it. He performs well on camera, showing off his body perfectly well while getting to the task at hand. He shoots a big, big load, that stays put right on his abs in the most successful demonstration of the term “cum gutters” ever witnessed.
Odds of Returning: Brennan only cums once, which is never a good sign. Also, other than detecting a slight drawl, we learn nothing about him. Based on my personal gaydar, I would be shocked if he returned. Happy, but shocked. I’m going with 5%.
*Softballs, in comparison, are less round.